I can tuck mytits in my pants
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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