She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
