Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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