I think my vagina is haunted
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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