You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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