This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
