If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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