You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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