He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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