I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize