she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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