Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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