We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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