You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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