If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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