Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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