So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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