so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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