The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
