This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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