We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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