Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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