Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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