That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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