Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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