Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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