Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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