I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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