forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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