the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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