no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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