Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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