alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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