I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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