fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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