I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize