Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The power of my boobs compel you
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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