why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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