He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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