# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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