im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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