Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
As shirtless as possible
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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