I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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