He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Enjoy the penises
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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