She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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