i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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