he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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