my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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