Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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