The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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