it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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