Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize