I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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