We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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