Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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