DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do herpes really smell.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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