How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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