is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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